As you may know, I am currently pregnant. Perhaps that's why I'm so bitchy. Whatever. Anyway, I have a beef with the emotional effects of the pregnancy in particular. I cry all the effing time. My computer battery dies while I'm playing a game? I cry. There's nothing good on TV? I cry. I cry when my kids do something cute. I cry when they act like they are monkeys high on meth recently released from prison (they're three and two... it happens.) Today, it reached the level of the ridiculous. All music now makes me cry. Six songs in a row on the iPod. Six. In. A. Row. They were of varying genres and lyrical content. One even made me cry because it was Kanye and that guy is such a douche. Another post on him another time. What a tool bag... But it's ridiculous! What possible reason is there for my body to melt into hysterics at the drop of a hat? The logical part of my brain is standing in the corner of my head screaming at the emotional part to shut the hell up, which is of course, hurting my emotional side's feelings and making that bitch cry even more. Ugh. Therefore, hormones, I not-so-respectfully implore you to knock it off. If I have to plug my ears with my fingers and do the "La-la-la-la-not-listening!" bit, I will. You disgust me.
Also, hormones, you can quit with the barfing. Waiting til I finish the last bite of something I love is not a good time to tell me it might upset my stomach. That's too late. Please plan ahead.
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