Friday, December 17, 2010

Fat Free Foods

Food manufacturers- do you taste this stuff before it hits shelves? Clearly, you do not.
A box of fat free saltine crackers accidentally made it into my cupboard recently. Now, a regular cracker tastes fine and doesn't have much fat. The fat free ones? They taste like dust and tears. Why make a product that, in my estimation, provides an experience of unnecessary angst? It was like licking an emo kid.
And fat free cheese? I've eaten tastier crayons.

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